What if when Frodo told Sam to go home in ROTK he just stayed sat on the rock and Frodo went all the way to Mordor alone and he was rescued by the Eagles and taken to Gondor and when he woke up he was just great y’all are here but where’s Sam I sent him home and nobody knows so they go back to the Shire but he’s not there so Frodo and his bros retrace their steps and they find Sam’s decomposing body still curled up on that rock where Frodo left him.
So how exactly does one pronounce Thranduil?
Whenever I say it out loud I feel like a twat. I feel like I’m saying it wrong no matter how I say it.
When you’re writing please tell me you sometimes ‘act out’ parts to make sure it makes sense?
50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
If I was any character in any fantasy or sci-fi show I’d be Pippin from LOTR. Just accidentally went along on an adventure because lbr it was peer pressure and he spends 50% of the time petrified and 50% being hungry and complaining about it. Also he screws up all the time which is pretty much me.
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”